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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Movie Review # 55 MILF [The Asylum] (2010)


Release: 2010
Director: Scott Wheeler http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0923959/
Writer: 
Jonathan Haug http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1111635/
Mark Estenberg http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2867605/
Cast:
Jack Cullison http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4050470/
Phillip Marlatt http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1635088/
Joseph Booton http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3712199/
Ramon Camacho http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2259060/


Ratings:
Rotten Tomatoes: No rating yet http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/771235521/
IMDb: 3.9/10 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1730704/
Netflix: 2.9 Stars


Review:
MILF or as I am going to put it Movie I Like to Forget. Is a soft core porn comedy that has no real story and  is strictly insulting to any and all that watch it. Sadly it will find a home in the spank collection of teens and young men across the nation and world. As all this movie has is old women showing off their breasts at an alarming rate.

Seriously I think we have a nipple or full breast every 5 minutes or less. Which as a female is just horrendous. It does nothing for the story other than objectify these pathetic excuses for actresses. Damn it I am sounding like a bitter feminist and I am not. I do not mind nudity in the least when it propels a story forward. In this one it doesn't at all. It just uses it to make up for what is a stupid plot. I know you are asking what is that plot?

Well here it is! Four college freshmen decide to start a challenge on who can bag the most MILF's by the end of term. In the process one of them ends up having sex with his best friends mother and decides he is not part of the bet. While the other three become male gigolos who go out night after night to screw a new MILF. Yep that is all the story and it is as flimsy as a pair of lace thong panties that just got ripped off one of these MILF's.

Pull to hard or look to deep and its either ripped or its so transparent that you swore this was just a porno. Which honestly this movie and one that deserves a Midnight showing on Skinamax I mean Cinemax. I know what movies they stole from and seeing how Revenge of the Nerds and American Pie so bastardized in this movie is revolting and sickening.

Which is unfortunate till you see who the company that made this movie is. That being none other than The Asylum who has made such priceless crap films as Sherlock Holmes and Princess of Mars. As well as a myriad of  mockbusters that have graced our televisions on Sy-Fy and via Netflix. But this one does not fall into that category at all and it is till not worth viewing.

Unless you are desperate for an over abundance of fake breasts and somewhat attractive older woman acting out as if they are sex deprived horny housewives. Well this reviewer isn't the core audience this movie was made for nor do I feel it is for 90% of the populace out there. Despite everything there is some humor involved that will make most laugh. Sadly it is not enough for me admit to people that they should watch this at all. As there are vastly greater films out there than this one.

My Rating 1/ 5 Stars

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